Putin Puns

Here is a page of Putin puns. I call it my Special Pun Operation. 


Short, but surprisingly sweet - like a small slice of Medovik.

Puns

​arguing with Putin - diss putin'
mischievous in Moscow - Kremlin gremlin
​Siberian holiday camp - Putlin's

unhappy - Crimea river
​Putin in Jamaica - Rastaputin
Putin's African antelope - Vlad the Impala

Putin the student - always got top Marx
​Smelly Putin - Pootin
Funny Anti Putin Pootin design shows a poop wearing a Russian hat with the word

Pootin! Anti Putin Gifts >>

Internet for Putin

Instagulag - a quick route for influencers
LockedIn - find a new career in Siberia
Nyetflix - Western movies not allowed

OnlyPutin - glamor shots of your favorite dictator
Putinterest - best barechested picture collections
Sovietify - stirring music for those colder days

Vladipedia - the world according to Putin
Anti Putin features sheep following the Russian flag sign with Putin written on it. Our thinking anti Putin hero sheep heads off the other way saying

Anti Putin Gifts >>

Songs

Vladimir Putin - Putin, Putout - Klemen Slakonja

Words for Making Putin Puns

Here are some words for punning about Putin. 

communism, gulag, kremlin, putin, marx, moscow, red flag, russia, soviet, stalin, vlad, vladimir
Funny Anti Putin Vomit Emoji shows a Ukrainian Emoji vomiting over the word

Sick Anti Putin Gifts >>

Back to the Gulag

There was a knock on the door.


​It's time for me to go. I may not be back for a while. Forward my mail to Siberia.


Created by Mark Ewbie. Last Updated: September 1, 2025.