Calling Python Developers with a Sense of Humor
I have been boosting Python development since first acquiring a clutch of eggs from a keen herpetologist.
Eager to fully develop my Python, I studied the best ways to care for it. Development is the key. From egg to snake is the project. Project Python, I called it, and installed an Agile notice board to ensure everything ran smoothly.
Incubation was one of the stickers. Startup was another. Onboarding was one that I put up, having read it in a Python book somewhere.
I tried to acquire seed capital for my project but stuck out. It was egg capital I needed, an amateur mistake. Once the first million rolled in, things took off.
I hired some Python developers to help. They do things like stretching and bending the Python to ensure it grows up nice and flexible.
Because I had several eggs, we ended up with multiple versions of Pythons running at the same time. Slithering, then. Humor me here.
Incubation was one of the stickers. Startup was another. Onboarding was one that I put up, having read it in a Python book somewhere.
I tried to acquire seed capital for my project but stuck out. It was egg capital I needed, an amateur mistake. Once the first million rolled in, things took off.
I hired some Python developers to help. They do things like stretching and bending the Python to ensure it grows up nice and flexible.
Because I had several eggs, we ended up with multiple versions of Pythons running at the same time. Slithering, then. Humor me here.
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Some of the developers tied themselves up in knots. Others wrapped themselves around the task. One of the young lady developers gave me a come-slither look, but there was no time for that business.
There was a brief interruption to the smooth progress of the Python project when someone mentioned Monty Python. Of course, we all fell about laughing. Everyone knew all the sketches word by word. Days passed. Weeks turned into months. Several Pythons died from neglect.
The sole remaining Python we called Monty, in honor of his friends.
I hope this tale has been useful to Python developers who may occasionally find filling their heads with code for years on end can get a little tedious.
There was a brief interruption to the smooth progress of the Python project when someone mentioned Monty Python. Of course, we all fell about laughing. Everyone knew all the sketches word by word. Days passed. Weeks turned into months. Several Pythons died from neglect.
The sole remaining Python we called Monty, in honor of his friends.
I hope this tale has been useful to Python developers who may occasionally find filling their heads with code for years on end can get a little tedious.