Here is a page of funny, cute and occasionally clever puns about Rain. 

​Original and humorous with some fun illustrations too.

​Here are the puns.

don't go swimming in the rain - you'll get wet
dreaming of a wet wedding - bridal shower
help me rain, pour favor

new umbrella - brolly good
Portuguese Water Dog left a puddle on the floor
thinking rain - pours for thought

après moi le déluge - doesn't matter what happens when I'm gone
it never rains but it pours - everything goes wrong at the same time
take a raincheck - put something off
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water water everywhere - forecast for tomorrow

Noah - knew a thing or two about the rain
​St. Swithun - if it rains on St.Swithun's day it will continue for forty days

Rainman - Hoffman and Cruise go out in the rain
​Reservoir Dogs - Tarantino
​Waterworld - Costner

eBrolly - bargain rainwear
FloodBook - share your pictures with friends and family
​OnlyRains - for fans of the rain

Spitify - music to take your mind off the rain
StuckIn - check out careers while you skive off work
​Twetter - now X, damp version of Twitter

​Wetflix - movies for watching while it's raining
Wettipedia - all you need to know about rain

A Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall - Dylan
Don't Rain On My Parade - Barbra Streisand
It's Raining Men - Weather Girls
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Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head - BJ Thomas
Rainy Days and Mondays - Carpenters

A handy list of words for punning about rain. 

damp, deluge, drizzle, flood, monsoon, pouring, precipitation, puddle, rain, raining, rainy, shower, umbrella, water, wet

It's stopped raining.

Time to venture outside, avoiding the puddles.  Take an umbrella just in case.

​Come back next time it pours.