Here is a page of funny, cute and occasionally clever puns about Realtors and the Real Estate business. 

​Original and humorous with some fun illustrations too.

artist's house made of plasticine - surreal estate
fishing lodge - reel estate
​he's the broker, I'm the poorer

love working in real estate - vocation, vocation, vocation
no sale - commission impossible
​realtor conman - faketor

smooth sale but, no good deed goes unpunished
thanks for the mortgage, I'm forever in your debt
viewing accident - left a small deposit

benefit from a little TLC - no floors
deceptively spacious - no roof
​flexible accommodation - falling apart
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room for improvement - no walls
​some damp spots - underwater

Sherlock Homes - housing investigator
The Loan Ranger - mounted mortgage broker

The Money Pit - the fun of renovations

Our House - Madness
Pretty Vacant - Pistols

A handy list of words for punning about real estate and realtors. 

agent, appraisal, broker, buyer, commission, deal, debt, deed, deposit, equity, house, interest, land, lease, lender, listing, loan, location, key, market, mortgage, offer, principal, property, real estate, realtor, sale, seller, vacant

All you need to do now is sign in three places.

Don't worry about the small print.  It's just there to balance the look of the page.

​First payment due tomorrow.