A-Z List of Scary Things
No prizes for guessing Z might mean Zombie. Some other letters were not so easy.
Some things on the list are funny scary and others are more real.
Rather than being out and out scary it is more Hammer House of Horror style - a simple selection of deliciously frightening creations. Whether from Nature such as spiders, or Fiction and the Frankenstein monster, there should be something to suit all tastes.
People like being scared up to a point which varies depending on our fright tolerance level. From a roller coaster ride to watching a spooky movie we play with the adrenaline rush that fear provides.
So come on in and check out this list of Scary Things. If you dare.
Aliens
You can be hiking in a picturesque spot one minute, Area 51 is popular, and the next you have been caught in their tractor beam and whisked up to the Mother Ship.
Fortunately most people are returned after a gentle probing and able to tell their story to the National Enquirer.
Apocalypse
From Cold War nuclear threat, through Y2K computer bugs and on into the Mayan calendar - humans have a curious desire to believe in their own annihilation.
Many rational people discuss what they would do in the event of an apocalypse. Where would they go? What provisions do they need? How to survive?
It is fun to think about the best places to hide out, hunting and fishing, and survival techniques. There is a scary amount of money to be spent once you get into the prepper business.
Armageddon
"Armageddon out of here" - Spike Milligan
Artificial Intelligence
AI is either a threat or benefit to humankind. Maybe it is somewhere in between.
Guess we'll find out when Skynet goes live.
Barbers
As adults we know not to be afraid unless the barber is called Sweeney Todd.
Don't forget to leave a tip.
Bats
Nothing to be scared of here. Move along.
Being Followed
Put them on a dark street with footsteps behind them and it is a different matter. Being followed is one of the instinctive fears we possess and is used regularly in Hollywood movies.
It is also a stock part of hammy pantomimes where the handsome hero will ask the crowd where the bad one is. "He's behind you" is shouted out by helpful members of the audience. "No idea" is a less helpful thing to say.
Clowns
Some people are scared of clowns. There is a special sounding word for it - coulrophobia.
Now clowns are different looking, constantly loudly honking, and have custard pie weapons of mass destruction but are they really that scary?
I don't get it. But that is the thing about fear. It is a very personal matter.
Creepy Crawlies
You probably have one crawling on the back of your neck right now.
Crime
Yet there are many true crime fans, Murderinos, who enjoy nothing more than researching reports of grisly goings on.
How they sleep at night is also a mystery.
Dark
Don't forget to check under the bed.
Dentist
Don't think about it. Send your mind somewhere else. It will soon be over.
Some famous dentist scare scenes feature in Marathon Man and the Little Shop of Horrors. Not for watching the night before an appointment.
Devil
To some he is the ultimate baddie, the guy who wishes to do us harm and condemn us to eternal damnation.
Sheesh. Lighten up a little.
Dogs
I'm sure that people who share their lives with a Cane Corso have a great relationship with them. Loyal and affectionate, people say.
My drawing doesn't do full justice to the power of these animals. Good guard dogs. The sort of dog I might cross the road to avoid.
Egyptian Mummy
Throw in some mystical ancient Pharaoh business, a curse that means the Mummy will one day awaken and you have the makings of a terrifying creation.
Here are a couple of Mummy jokes.
Mummy, mummy - why am I going round in circles?
Shut up or I'll nail the other foot to the floor.
Mummy, mummy - what's for dinner?
Shut up and get back in the oven.
Exams
So good luck!
Extreme
Fear
That's a great soundbite.
On the other hand fear is a good way to control the people. Now that really is scary.
Fireworks
Flu
During Covid we split into two teams. Team Covid who were scared witless by this new pandemic and Team Not Covid who didn't believe a word of it.
Each side scared the other with their opposing attitudes.
In some ways that was the most frightening part of the whole event. How huge numbers of people could quickly become so angry with each other.
Thankfully it is now largely over.
Until the next time.
Flying
It is not really flying we are scared of.
It's crashing.
Frankenstein's Monster
Using the new invention of electricity he recreates a person from body parts. The bolt through the neck is one of the great monster props along with the bad haircut.
Here is a collection of famous scary stickmen from the movies.
Freddy Krueger
Freddy has a glove with sharp knives on it, is a ghost and kills people in their dreams.
If you need to know more find a web page where the author was brave enough to actually watch the movie.
Ghosts
A spirit of a person that can live on. Some religions believe we come back as someone else, maybe ghosts are souls in waiting.
That is all suggestible nonsense of course. Or is it?
The ghost below is doing his best to be scary by raising his arms.
Godzilla
Halloween
Day of the Dead starts on the same day as Halloween but is not otherwise related. It is pretty cool though.
Hammer House of Horror
Still recycled on digital channels they are an afternoon treat if you have nothing better to do. In their favor they are only a little scary rather than some genuinely frightening movies which can stop you sleeping for a fortnight.
Hate Monster
It is not clear whether that is the person we should be looking for.
Heavy Metal
See also Spinal Tap, School of Rock, etc.
Heights
Base jumpers climb to the top of these places, balance on the edge and jump off. They share these exploits via social media so you can achieve a similar dread without leaving the sofa.
Interviews
One way to prepare for interviews is to ask a friend to help you practice. They can ask ridiculously difficult questions and you can get into the swing of bluffing your way through them.
J is for?
King Kong
As we come to terms with our Colonial past, the exploitation of slaves and our treatment of the world, there may be less to fear from the ape than ourselves.
Kraken
Who knows what lurks beneath the surface?
Enjoy your cruise.
Lightning
Also frightening for some.
Lockdown
Many prisoners suffer ill effects when separated from human company. We need to exchange a few words daily for the good of our souls.
Some people cope better with it than others. Hermits thrive on it. Celebrities cope less well.
Momo
Those people who said the internet is dangerous were right. Banning stuff only makes it more popular.
Fortunately most crazes only last a short while.
Neurospicy
Neurospicy is not scary. But it is different. And different sometimes scares people.
Neurospicy is a cool affirmative way to described neurodivergence, ADHD or similar. Those spicy thoughts sparking off each other.
A fun and positive design. Not scary at all. Unless you're scared of spices.
Ouija
"Shall we get the Ouija board out?"
No. Stick to Monopoly.
Pirates
But they did leave us with the coolest flag on the oceans.
Prison
Try to avoid crime or not get caught. Being rich helps.
Queuing
Work with me here.
Roller Coasters
Scarecrow
On a dark night after a few drinks and walking home alone a glimpse of one looking over a hedge could be pretty scary.
Scream
The screamer in the picture is based on a famous artwork.
Art can also be alarming as it often means a thousand words of critical analysis which is enough to make your head melt.
Slenderman
Beware or be wary if you stumble across it on the web. It is a fine example of horror being a story or image that takes you to an uncomfortable place in your psyche.
Best avoided.
Snakes
Medusa, an ancient Greek lady, wore snakes as cool hair extensions.
Snake charmers go out of their way to show how unscared they are.
Spiders
Spiders are brilliant of course. The web building is amazing. Spiderman comics were great. The movies not so much.
There is a beautifully accurate quote from Sir Walter Scott.
"Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive".
Thunder
Thor is the god of thunder from Norse mythology. Zeus is the Greek equivalent. Now we have the Marvel / Disney version. That's called progress.
See also Lightning. I can't draw thunder.
Trolls and Trolling
The expression "Don't feed the trolls" is about not giving them any response. No satisfaction for them if their jibes are ignored.
A wise friend once said "They are only pixels". In internet world they exist as a few letters and words on a screen. They are less than nothing.
On the plus side, being a troll can be a whole lot of fun. So I am told.
Unknown
Fear of the unknown is a genuine scary thing. It is a natural response in our psyche causing us to be aware and ready with our fight or flight reaction.
You can see this fear particularly well in dogs, instantly suspicious of anything they do not understand.
Clever dogs.
Vampire
To destroy a vampire you must drive a stake through its heart.
There are other important vampire hunting elements too. Cloves of garlic to ward them off and a crucifix. A mirror may come into it and silver bullets of course.
The most famous vampire is Count Dracula.
Such is the strength of these myths that we accept all that as fact. Blame Hollywood or a natural fear of bats.
Voodoo
Hurt the doll and the victim feels the pain.
That is the traditional view of voodoo but as with witches there is room for a lot of grey in that thinking.
From spiritual healers and wise men the art of voodoo can be used for healing and beneficial spells.
Here is a voodoo poem thing for two people, probably children, to repeat to each other.
I know a man.
What man?
The man with the power.
What power?
The power of voodoo.
Who do?
You do.
What?
Know a man...
Repeat endlessly as fast as you can. The quicker you say it - the more powerful the spell.
Witches
Witches had a bad press during the Middle Ages when the Church went on a mission to get rid of them. The idea that a wise woman knew secrets of medicine and science was bad news for the Church. So they turned them into monsters and killed many of them.
Disney continued the tradition in cartoon form.
Fun fact. The witching hour is regarded as being 3am - the time when we are most susceptible to this stuff.
Wolverine
Wolves have a bad press in horror stories which as they are not far removed from Man's Best Friend (the dog) seems unfair.
Wolverine has nothing to do with Little Red Riding Hood. Although that is not for want of trying.
As an interesting side note the picture below may be the worst drawing on this site.
ed: it isn't.

Wolverine!
X-Rays
That's a downer.
X-Men might have been better. But they are not scary. And no one is scared of Xylophones.
Note: If anyone is scared of Xylophones, perhaps having a condition of Xylophobia, then let me know. I can rework this section at some effort and include a Xylophone marketing opportunity.
Y
Zombie
Imagine! Last year's fashion. Terrifying.
They have terrible injuries which may be what killed them in the first place or they got hurt again when they were converted from human form by the other Zombies.
Despite their good fortune at being brought back into the living world they always seem angry.
End of Scary Things
That is the end of the scary list. We finished on Zombie which is one of the best of all. On other lists finding the "Z" word can be a bit of a stretch.
Maybe it made you think or gave you some good ideas for playing practical jokes. Perhaps adding a pun or doodle to a Halloween card or hiring a dressing up scary costume.
There will be more items added because we never stop finding new things to be scared of.
Thanks for reading.
Sleep well.
Created by Mark Ewbie. Last Updated August 30, 2025.