Funny Sheep Puns for Ewe!

A page of sheep puns, expressions, songs and people with cute sheep drawings.  Anything sheep related in a humorous fashion.  All are woolcome.

No one is baa'd so that's a big plus.  It might be a bit woolly in places but mostly it's a shear delight.

So don't be sheepish.  Join the flock and pass through the gate to the green pastures beyond.

Here are the puns.

Puns

can't understand that sheep's ewephemisms
crazy sheepdog is baarking mad
criminal sheep - ram-raider

cross a sheep with a kangaroo - woolly jumper
dancing sheep - lambada
dodgy sheep tried to fleece me

favorite tipple - Lambrusco
feminist ​sheep - what ewes are rams?
​flockdown - stay at home sheep

get a haircut at the baabaas
herding dog gives sheep the collywobbles
​Jewish sheep coming of age - Baamitzvah
I Love Sheep design shows a large sheep standing in front of an

I Love Sheep Gifts >>

knocked over by aggressive sheep - it rammed me
loser sheep join the also-rams
misleading sheep - fake ewes

​Muslim sheep observe Ramadan
​old sheep grazing - pasture sell-by
​Queen's Regiment - Ewemen of the Guard

​ram meets female sheep - "Hey Ewe"
rapping sheep - he's got the baaars
​sheep car - Lamborghini

sheep puns are for shearing
shy lamb is a little sheepish
​small sheep fell in the sheep-dip - it was a lamb dunk

two-wheel transport - Lambretta
​​​wild and woolly - baabarian
Fun Black Sheep drawing shows a flock of conforming sheep with one rebellious individual heading in the opposite direction. The black sheep chooses freedom, free thought and individuality over the herd mentality of the sheeple.

Black Sheep Gifts >>

Expressions

Black sheep - there's one in every family
Chewing the cud - thinking before speaking
​Counting sheep - trying to get to sleep

Lamb to the slaughter - gentle ones facing annihilation
Might as well be hung for a sheep as for a lamb - go for it!
Mutton dressed as lamb - someone overselling themselves

​Pull the wool over your eyes - try to fool you
Sheeple - gullible flock followers
​Shepherd's delight - red sky at night

Two shakes of a lamb's tail - a small amount of time
​Wolf in sheep's clothing - looks innocent but looks can be deceiving
A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing stares out at the viewer. A mixed message kind of image, soft gentle sheep with the menace of a wolf. Proceed with caution.

A Wolf In Sheep's Clothing Gifts >>

Famous Sheep

Lady BaaBaa - singer
J R Ewing - Dallas
Allan Lamb - cricketer

Ed Shearan - singer
Billy Shears - Ringo Starr 
​Britney Shears - singer

​Meryl Sheep - actress
​Wayne Sheep - dancer
​Sheepspeare - the Baaaard
The Golden Fleece from mythology shows a sheep with a gold fleece coat. For fans of Chrysomallos, and Jason and the Argonauts.

The Golden Fleece Gifts >>

Film

Baabarella - sixties sci fi with Jane Fonda
​Jason and the Argonauts - hunt for the Golden Fleece
​Mamma Meh - sheep sing old Abba tunes
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​Rambo - action hero
​Silence of the Lambs - Hannibal Lecter
​The Big Sheep - crime by Raymond Chandler
Sheep cartoon - one sheep with four legs, one with two - caption

Four Legs Good Gifts >>

Jokes

At the sheepdog trials four collies were found guilty

I used to raise sheep but it seemed unfair - so I lowered them instead

Shepherd: Every time I try to count those sheep I fall asleep
Hey Ewe drawing shows a ram saying the words

Hey Ewe Funny Sheep Pun Gifts >>

Social Media

Dipchat - share funny sheep pics
eBaa - for baargains
EweTube - sheep vids

​FleeceBook - share your shearing experiences
​InstantRam - swap pictures of hunky ruminants
​OnlyRams - hunky sheep pics

​PennedIn - find a new pasture
WhatSheep - clips
Baa Sheep is a graphic drawing of a sheep saying

Baa Sheep Gifts >>

Songs

And Dream of Sheep - Kate Bush
Baa Baa Black Sheep - nursery rhyme
Baa baa baa, Baa Barbara Ann - Beach Boys

Black Betty - Ram Jam
Little Bo Peep - nursery rhyme
Mairzy Doats - Milton Drake - little lambs eat ivy
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Mary Had a Little Lamb - nursery rhyme
​Nothing Compares to Ewe - Sinéad O'Connor (Prince)
​Rama Lama Ding Dong - Edsels

Star Sign

Sheep are one of the few creatures to be awarded their own star sign - Aries the Ram.

This makes them important in astrological terms and they appear on a great deal of gift product between March 21 and April 19.
Fun astrological Aries the Ram design features large ram with impressive horns and blue eyes.

Aries The Ram Gifts >>

Words for Sheep Punning

Some words for making up puns about sheep.

baa, collie, cud, dip, ewe, fleece, flock, grass, graze, lamb, mutton, pasture, ruminant, shear, sheep, shepherd, ram, wool

Sheepish Exit

Not much sheep stuff on this page yet.

That is partly because the sheep doesn't do a whole lot except wander about and eat grass.

If something interesting does happen rest assured this page will be updated.

​Meh.