Here is a page of funny, cute and occasionally clever puns about Snails. 

​Original and humorous wordplay with some fun illustrations too.

We all love snails, except for people who don't, but it is unlikely they would look at a page of snail puns.

Unless they wanted to call out rude remarks to passing snails.  Let's not dwell on that.

Here are the puns.

attractive snail - ornamantle
awkward snail put his foot in it
cheer up a snail - tickle his tentacle

convicted snail will have to face the mucus
departing snail - snailed into the distance
dodgy snailsman - bit slimy

flatulent snail - gastropod
fighting snails - slugging it out tooth and snail
happy snail having the slime of his life

headline about snails - it was a slow news day
loser snail - snailed into insignificance
never trust that snail - he's an invertebrate liar

party snail was a social slimer
retiring snail passed the mantle to a newcomer
single snail - footloose and fancy free

​slugs are homeless snails
snail in prison - if you can't do the slime, don't do the crime
snail trail on my head - it was mucus to my ears​

surprised snail - his eyes were out on stalks
quiet snail needed to come out of his shell
​trousers for snails - escargot pants

gastropod - Greek for stomach and foot
she sells seashells by the seashore - tongue twister
​slow and steady wins the race - sometimes
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​snail mail - letter post
​snailed it - for when the snail gets it right
​snail's pace - bit on the slow side

​Slug Larsson - writer
Hilary Mantle - writer
Percy Bysshe Shelley - writer

Fatboy Slime - musician
​Snailor Swift - singer

Footloose - dancing snail lets rip
Slug Millionaire - slug quiz fanatic makes good
Sound of Mucus - snails singing in the hills
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Withsnail and I - out of work snails behaving badly

Big Foot, Mishell, Slimon, Slimone, Shelby, Shelly, Slugger, Snailer, Snaillette, Snaily McSnailface, Speedy, Whorliam

FootBook - keep up with friends and family
SlimedIn - career networking for snails
​OnlySlugs - for fans of snails with their shells off

​Snaileddit - a slower version of Reddit
Spotify - download mucus to listen to
Whorlipedia - all the snail info you need

Gimme Shellter - Rolling Stones
Highway to Shell - AC/DC
Lost In Mucus - Sister Sledge

Shellter from the Storm - Bob Dylan
​Slime of the Century - Supertramp
The Real Slime Shady - Eminem

A handy set of words for making snail puns.

escargot, eyestalks, foot, gastropod, invertebrate, mantle, mucus, seashell, shell, slime, slug, snail, tentacles, whorls

That's more than enough excitement, rushing through all these puns.

​Please wipe off any excess trails from this page to leave it nice and clean for the next visitor.