Snake Puns to Slide Into
A collection of snake puns and assorted venomous material.
Some of these snake jokes might be a stretch. Others have plenty of bite.
With puns, expressions, famous snakes, films and more this page is packed full of wriggling word-play for our reptilian friends.
So no need for a cold-shoulder, or indeed any shoulders at all, slime your way in.
Let's pun.
Some of these snake jokes might be a stretch. Others have plenty of bite.
With puns, expressions, famous snakes, films and more this page is packed full of wriggling word-play for our reptilian friends.
So no need for a cold-shoulder, or indeed any shoulders at all, slime your way in.
Let's pun.
Snake Charming Gifts >>
Puns
clay snake - scale model
coil up with a good book
don't have a hissy fit
drunk snake joined alcoholics venomynous
fangs for the memories
herpetologist - fang boi
joined snake club - got roped in
lawyer snake and his scales of justice
pull the adder one
scales under a snake - ah that's scute
sharing a vivarium - that's my brumate
she gave me a come slither look
shy snake acting coily
snake pronouns - hiss/hehe
that snake's got a lot of damn neck
training a snake - charming
two snakes tied together - knot my problem
upset snake had hissterics
xmas snakes under the hisstletoe
you can slither but you can't hide
your face, my asp
coil up with a good book
don't have a hissy fit
drunk snake joined alcoholics venomynous
fangs for the memories
herpetologist - fang boi
joined snake club - got roped in
lawyer snake and his scales of justice
pull the adder one
scales under a snake - ah that's scute
sharing a vivarium - that's my brumate
she gave me a come slither look
shy snake acting coily
snake pronouns - hiss/hehe
that snake's got a lot of damn neck
training a snake - charming
two snakes tied together - knot my problem
upset snake had hissterics
xmas snakes under the hisstletoe
you can slither but you can't hide
your face, my asp
King Cobra Gifts >>
Jokes
That snake is a foot long but I don't use him as a rule
If you laid all the snakes in the world in a line - some damn fool would trip over them
If you laid all the snakes in the world in a line - some damn fool would trip over them
Expressions
Snake in the grass - someone treacherous or deceitful
Snake oil - something of no value
Speak with forked tongue - deceive
Snake oil - something of no value
Speak with forked tongue - deceive
Famous Snakes
Cleopatra's Asp - what a beauty
Medusa - Greek myth with snakes for hair
Monty Python - funny snakes
Serpent - specifically the one in the Garden of Eden
Snakespeare - literary venom
Snake Plissken - hero from cult films Escape from New York and LA
Medusa - Greek myth with snakes for hair
Monty Python - funny snakes
Serpent - specifically the one in the Garden of Eden
Snakespeare - literary venom
Snake Plissken - hero from cult films Escape from New York and LA
Medusa Gifts >>
Films
Kill Bill - and the Viper Squad
Snakes on a Plane - Slimeyouwell Jackson
Total Recoil - Schwarzenegger on Mars
Snakes on a Plane - Slimeyouwell Jackson
Total Recoil - Schwarzenegger on Mars
Social Snakes
eBoa - used snake sales
FangBook - keep up with the family
Neckflix - snake movies
OnlyAsps - for snake fans
Rattledit - Reddit for snake links
Serpenterest - collect snake pics
SnakeChat - funny pics with captions
Slider - swipe through hunky snakes
SlimedIn - career moves for oily snakes
Slitherpedia - all you need to know
YouHiss - and we watch
FangBook - keep up with the family
Neckflix - snake movies
OnlyAsps - for snake fans
Rattledit - Reddit for snake links
Serpenterest - collect snake pics
SnakeChat - funny pics with captions
Slider - swipe through hunky snakes
SlimedIn - career moves for oily snakes
Slitherpedia - all you need to know
YouHiss - and we watch
Songs About Snakes
Don't Know Much About Hisstory - Sam Cooke
Snake Charming - Adam and the Ants
Snake Charming - Adam and the Ants
Types Of Snake
Adder - good for contrived math joke
Anaconda - long and squeezy
Asp - poor Cleopatra
Boa Constrictor - squeezes things
Cobra - the ultimate snake
Corn snake - probably eats corn
Cottonmouth - snake needs to mind its language
Long snake - long
Python - funny snake
Rattlesnake - at least you get a warning
Viper - commonly found on car vindscreens
Anaconda - long and squeezy
Asp - poor Cleopatra
Boa Constrictor - squeezes things
Cobra - the ultimate snake
Corn snake - probably eats corn
Cottonmouth - snake needs to mind its language
Long snake - long
Python - funny snake
Rattlesnake - at least you get a warning
Viper - commonly found on car vindscreens
Rattlesnake Gifts >>
Words for Snake Punning
Handy words for making puns about snakes.
brumate, charm, charming, coil, fangs, forked, hiss, neck, reptile, scales, scutes, serpent, slither, snakes, venom, venomous
brumate, charm, charming, coil, fangs, forked, hiss, neck, reptile, scales, scutes, serpent, slither, snakes, venom, venomous
Tail End
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