Space Puns!
A page of space puns and related humor.
In space no one can hear you scream.
Well of course not. It's miles away.
Joking apart and, yes that was a joke, space is very big. This page is a bit smaller.
Into the vacuum will come a selection of puns, jokes, expressions and general stuff about the galaxy and the area beyond that.
There will be mention of popular culture such as Star Trek and some less popular science things like methane.
Let's do some puns.
In space no one can hear you scream.
Well of course not. It's miles away.
Joking apart and, yes that was a joke, space is very big. This page is a bit smaller.
Into the vacuum will come a selection of puns, jokes, expressions and general stuff about the galaxy and the area beyond that.
There will be mention of popular culture such as Star Trek and some less popular science things like methane.
Let's do some puns.
Space Rocket Gifts >>
Puns about Space
astronomy - it's not rocket science
clueless pilot does not understand the gravity of the situation
Cockney keeps his hands in his skyrockets
committed spacemen rise alien in the morning
crazy in space - bitten by a lunar tick
Disney remake - Snow and the White Dwarfs
farty spaceman - gastronaut
party like it's Saturnalia
people making a fortune from the moon - lunarati
relaunching - Bud Satellite
rock star's rise to fame was meteoric
snails in space - astropods
space doctor prescribes cream for asteroids
space party - heavenly bodies but no atmosphere
Spock's three ears - left, right and a final front ear
tax dollars to NASA - financial black hole
when I told teacher I was going to be an astronaut - he went into orbit
clueless pilot does not understand the gravity of the situation
Cockney keeps his hands in his skyrockets
committed spacemen rise alien in the morning
crazy in space - bitten by a lunar tick
Disney remake - Snow and the White Dwarfs
farty spaceman - gastronaut
party like it's Saturnalia
people making a fortune from the moon - lunarati
relaunching - Bud Satellite
rock star's rise to fame was meteoric
snails in space - astropods
space doctor prescribes cream for asteroids
space party - heavenly bodies but no atmosphere
Spock's three ears - left, right and a final front ear
tax dollars to NASA - financial black hole
when I told teacher I was going to be an astronaut - he went into orbit
Flying Saucer Gifts >>
Expressions
Beam me up Scotty - Star Trek
Houston, we have a problem - Apollo 13
It's not rocket science - not too complicated
One small step for man - as Armstrong set foot on the moon
Steely eyed missile man - handling pressure
Houston, we have a problem - Apollo 13
It's not rocket science - not too complicated
One small step for man - as Armstrong set foot on the moon
Steely eyed missile man - handling pressure
Famous Spacemen
Icarus - the first nearly spaceman
Sonny Liston - boxer
Bruno Mars - singer
Stella McCartney - designer
Freddie Mercury - Queen singer
Keith Moon - drummer with the Who
Kevin Spacey - actor
Alvin Stardust - 70s singer
Venus Williams - tennis player
Sonny Liston - boxer
Bruno Mars - singer
Stella McCartney - designer
Freddie Mercury - Queen singer
Keith Moon - drummer with the Who
Kevin Spacey - actor
Alvin Stardust - 70s singer
Venus Williams - tennis player
Astronomy Gifts >>
Films about Space
2001: A Space Odyssey - hippies argue with a computer
Alien - Sigourney Weaver and the spawning of many sequels
Apollo 13 - story of the failed moon expedition
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial - alien phones home
Galaxy Quest - actors find themselves saving the world
Gravity - Sandra Bullock floats around
The Martian - Matt Damon plants potatoes
Men in Black - fun and inventive comedy
Paul - alien humor from Pegg and Frost
War of the Worlds - spoiler: they came from Mars
Alien - Sigourney Weaver and the spawning of many sequels
Apollo 13 - story of the failed moon expedition
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial - alien phones home
Galaxy Quest - actors find themselves saving the world
Gravity - Sandra Bullock floats around
The Martian - Matt Damon plants potatoes
Men in Black - fun and inventive comedy
Paul - alien humor from Pegg and Frost
War of the Worlds - spoiler: they came from Mars
Joke
What a lovely day for sticking a cucumber through a letterbox and shouting "Look out madam the Martians are coming". A Ken Dodd joke.
Social Astronauts
eLoadingBay - secondhand parts delivered to your starship
SpaceBook - keep up with fellow travelers
Googol - for mapping and searching the known universe
Instagravity - photograph your landings
LinkedAlien - find a career outside your galaxy
Netflux - for time-travelers using flux capacitors
OnlyStars - glamor shots of the galaxy
Rockit - like Reddit but for people who go to distant rocks
SunSpotify - songs as you pass by the Sun
UniTube - universal video network
SpaceBook - keep up with fellow travelers
Googol - for mapping and searching the known universe
Instagravity - photograph your landings
LinkedAlien - find a career outside your galaxy
Netflux - for time-travelers using flux capacitors
OnlyStars - glamor shots of the galaxy
Rockit - like Reddit but for people who go to distant rocks
SunSpotify - songs as you pass by the Sun
UniTube - universal video network
Songs
Across the Universe - Beatles
Bad Moon Rising - CCR
Dark Side of the Moon - Pink Floyd
Fly Me To The Moon - Sinatra
Life on Mars - Bowie
Major Tom - Bowie
Pigs of Uranus - Pink Fairies
Planets Suite - Gustav Holst
Rocket Man - Elton John
Satellite of Love - Lou Reed
Telstar - The Tornados
Venus - Shocking Blue
Bad Moon Rising - CCR
Dark Side of the Moon - Pink Floyd
Fly Me To The Moon - Sinatra
Life on Mars - Bowie
Major Tom - Bowie
Pigs of Uranus - Pink Fairies
Planets Suite - Gustav Holst
Rocket Man - Elton John
Satellite of Love - Lou Reed
Telstar - The Tornados
Venus - Shocking Blue
Alien Abduction Gifts >>
Words for Space Punning
A handy set of words for making up your own space puns.
alien, asteroid, astronaut, astronomy, atmosphere, black hole, earth, eclipse, galaxy, gravity, jupiter, light years, lunar, mars, mercury, meteor, moon, neptune, orbit, planet, pluto, rocket, satellite, saturn, space, star, sun, telescope, universe, uranus, vacuum, venus
alien, asteroid, astronaut, astronomy, atmosphere, black hole, earth, eclipse, galaxy, gravity, jupiter, light years, lunar, mars, mercury, meteor, moon, neptune, orbit, planet, pluto, rocket, satellite, saturn, space, star, sun, telescope, universe, uranus, vacuum, venus
A Safe Landing
We seem to have touched down.
Time to try standing up and see if our legs still work.
Time to try standing up and see if our legs still work.