Spider Puns
Here is a page of funny, cute and occasionally clever puns and wordplay about Spiders.
Original and humorous with some fun illustrations too.
Spiders are man's best friend. They build webs, catch all sorts of pesky insects and live happily in a corner that would have no other purpose.
And what thanks do they get for that?
None at all.
So here is their very own spider pun page as a consolation.
Original and humorous with some fun illustrations too.
Spiders are man's best friend. They build webs, catch all sorts of pesky insects and live happily in a corner that would have no other purpose.
And what thanks do they get for that?
None at all.
So here is their very own spider pun page as a consolation.
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Puns
bashful spider - shyder
blogging spider uses a website
expert spider - webmaster
how big was the spider who built the world wide web?
medical spider - spin doctor
old lady spider - spinster
online seminars for spiders - webinars
secret spider - spyder
spider selfie - webcam
blogging spider uses a website
expert spider - webmaster
how big was the spider who built the world wide web?
medical spider - spin doctor
old lady spider - spinster
online seminars for spiders - webinars
secret spider - spyder
spider selfie - webcam
Expressions
Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive!
Spidey-sense - when your intuition works overtime
Spidey-sense - when your intuition works overtime
Famous Spiders
Andrew Lloyd Webber - composer
Little Miss Muffet - sat on her tuffet until a spider came along
Robert The Bruce - inspired to victory against the English by watching a spider repeatedly try to build a web until it succeeded
Shelob - massive scary spider in LOTR
Spider-Man - real name Peter Parker
Winona Spyder - actress
Little Miss Muffet - sat on her tuffet until a spider came along
Robert The Bruce - inspired to victory against the English by watching a spider repeatedly try to build a web until it succeeded
Shelob - massive scary spider in LOTR
Spider-Man - real name Peter Parker
Winona Spyder - actress
Films and Media
Spider-Man - comic book action here
Spider! - much loved British musical animated TV series
Spider! - much loved British musical animated TV series
On The Web
Google - where web spiders work
LinkedspIn - network with your web friends
Silk Road - black market bargains for spiders
Spinterest - spider galleries
Spinify - music to build webs to
Spinder - meet the spider of your dreams
webBay - bargains on the internet
Webbypedia - all your spidey info
Webflix - spider movies
LinkedspIn - network with your web friends
Silk Road - black market bargains for spiders
Spinterest - spider galleries
Spinify - music to build webs to
Spinder - meet the spider of your dreams
webBay - bargains on the internet
Webbypedia - all your spidey info
Webflix - spider movies
Songs
Incy Wincy Spider - climbing up the spout
Itsy Bitsy Spider - same as Incy Wincy
Itsy Bitsy Spider - same as Incy Wincy
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Words for Making Spider Puns
A handy list of words for punning about spiders.
silk, spider, spin, web
silk, spider, spin, web
Sign Off
Time to scuttle back into a hole in the corner and wait for the next web visitor.