Stamp Collecting Puns

A collection of puns and humor related to stamps and stamp collecting.

Because philately will get you everywhere.

Puns

collector when stamps fell out of his album - became unhinged​

digital chastity belt - zip code

​fast moving philatelists - stampede


fraudulent philately - we need to stamp on it

King Charles on stamps - Royal Male

postman buried under a pile of letters - he was enveloped


legal summons - the letter of the law

stamp collecting - we got it licked

​stamp collector got posted abroad

Stamp collecting design shows a keen philatelist examining a prized stamp from their collection. Stamp album is open showing a number of other valuable stamps. Cool design for a hobby where philately will get you everywhere.

Stamp Collecting Gifts

Expressions

Going postal - losing it

Part and parcel - included in the package

Post-haste - get on with it


​Pushing the envelope - testing the limits

Snail mail - description for physical post

People

David Letterman - TV host

Michael Philately - Irish dancer

Postman Pat - much loved UK TV character

​Terence Stamp - actor

Songs

Please Mr. Postman - Marvallettes, Carpenters

​Return To Sender - Elvis

​The Letter - The Box Tops

Words for Making Stamp Puns

Handy words for making puns about stamps.

address, album, envelope, gum, letter, lick, mail, parcel, philately, post, stamp, zip code
I Love Stamp Collecting is a fun graphic for philatelists featuring a keen stamp enthusiast examining a prize stamp from their collection, in front of a large I Love symbol.

I Love Stamp Collecting Gifts

Postscript

This page was delayed for a few days. When it finally arrived it was sent to the wrong address. Then the dog ate it.


​No matter, there will be another coming soon. Don't forget to check your snail mail.


Created by Mark Ewbie. Last Updated: September 1, 2025.