Stickman Puns and Jokes
Here is a random collection of stickman jokes, punning and maybe a few cartoons.
It could be the most useful page on the internet.
It is certainly fantas-stick.
The idea is to make puns using the word stick and show some cartoons which have nowhere better to be.
You could think of it like a Wiki for stick figures with a few differences.
It is a Stikipedia. Much better. Here are the puns.
It could be the most useful page on the internet.
It is certainly fantas-stick.
The idea is to make puns using the word stick and show some cartoons which have nowhere better to be.
You could think of it like a Wiki for stick figures with a few differences.
- bit funnier
- more pictures
- contains stickmen
- not so boring
- no facts
It is a Stikipedia. Much better. Here are the puns.
Stick Puns
biggest fear - woodworm
favorite pet - stick insect
favorite humor - slap-stick
fit stickwoman is stacked
mathematician - twigonometry
out for a stroll with a walking stick
peace and love festival - Woodstick
plays pick-up-sticks
rude stickman - sarcastic
seen enough - stick around kiddo
stickman stuck in a rut - stick-in-the-mud
stickman millionaire is making fat stacks
stick trader got stuck with a stack of stocks
they live way out in the sticks
unsure about God - agnostic
Wild West stickman - stick 'em up
workout, get a stick-pack
favorite pet - stick insect
favorite humor - slap-stick
fit stickwoman is stacked
mathematician - twigonometry
out for a stroll with a walking stick
peace and love festival - Woodstick
plays pick-up-sticks
rude stickman - sarcastic
seen enough - stick around kiddo
stickman stuck in a rut - stick-in-the-mud
stickman millionaire is making fat stacks
stick trader got stuck with a stack of stocks
they live way out in the sticks
unsure about God - agnostic
Wild West stickman - stick 'em up
workout, get a stick-pack
Stand Up Comedy Stickman
Stick Jokes
Woke stickmen avoid right-leaning sites in case they get twiggered.
A stickman walked into a bra.
That's one hell of a typo.
How many stickmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They stick with the old one.
Can you rub two stickmen together to make a fire?
No! Don't even think about it.
A stickman walked into a bra.
That's one hell of a typo.
How many stickmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They stick with the old one.
Can you rub two stickmen together to make a fire?
No! Don't even think about it.
Stickman Discovers Fire
What Do Stickmen Eat?
Stick people eat thin food. One reason is to maintain their slender figure, the other being the two dimensional nature of them.
Here's a list.
asparagus, baguettes (French bread stick), carrots, celery, cheese-straws, crab-sticks, licorice, noodles, rhubarb, spaghetti, sticks of rock, twiglets.
Often eaten with chopsticks or cocktail sticks.
Here's a list.
asparagus, baguettes (French bread stick), carrots, celery, cheese-straws, crab-sticks, licorice, noodles, rhubarb, spaghetti, sticks of rock, twiglets.
Often eaten with chopsticks or cocktail sticks.
Noodles and Chopsticks Gifts >>
Entertainment for Stick People
The stick figure world has many fine films and TV programs to keep them amused. Here are a few.
Stickly Dancing - dance around a bit
Stick Factor - sing, dance, tell jokes
The Twiglight Zone
er... that's it.
Stickly Dancing - dance around a bit
Stick Factor - sing, dance, tell jokes
The Twiglight Zone
er... that's it.
Stick Expressions
Stick in the mud - not open to change
Stick with it - keep on with it son
Stuck in a rut - keep doing the same old thing
"We're in the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck on a sticky bun" - Blackadder
Wrong end of the stick - choose the other end
Stick with it - keep on with it son
Stuck in a rut - keep doing the same old thing
"We're in the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck on a sticky bun" - Blackadder
Wrong end of the stick - choose the other end
Stick Bug Insect Gifts >>
Famous Stick People
Kim Karstickian - celebrity
Stick Aitken Waterman - songwriter
Twiggy - model
Stick Aitken Waterman - songwriter
Twiggy - model
Stick Man Insults
What's up toothpick boy?
You're just a twig
If there was two of you we could make fire
You ain't no log sunshine
I've seen more muscles in a matchbox
Hey dipstick
I didn't know there was a size smaller than zero
Don't open the door - slide underneath it
Wow. A walking lollipop
You're just a twig
If there was two of you we could make fire
You ain't no log sunshine
I've seen more muscles in a matchbox
Hey dipstick
I didn't know there was a size smaller than zero
Don't open the door - slide underneath it
Wow. A walking lollipop
Stick It To The Man Gifts >>
Social Stickmen
NetStix - movies for thin people
Stickify - music for stick people
STikSTok - irritate your friends
Stikipedia - all you need to know
Twigger - swipe for your next pick up
Stickify - music for stick people
STikSTok - irritate your friends
Stikipedia - all you need to know
Twigger - swipe for your next pick up
Words for Making Stickman Puns
A list of handy words for stick figure humor.
stack, steck, stick, stock, stuck, twig
ed: steck isn't a word
stack, steck, stick, stock, stuck, twig
ed: steck isn't a word
Stick Mankini
Stick End
That is the end of this page of stickman jokes.
If you liked this page there are plenty more.
If you liked this page there are plenty more.