A page of swimming humor with puns, expressions, jokes, names, songs - amusement for swimmers while they catch their breath by the side of pool.

Swimming is a fun hobby, exercise and sport for health, relaxation and punning.  It is open to all abilities and ages. From paddling and swimming pools through to rivers, lakes and the sea there are a host of places to enjoy the water.

​Let's put our armbands and goggles on.  We can start at the shallow end or plunge straight into the deep from the top diving board.

Remember to come up for air and breathe properly.

Let's dive into the puns.

couple got married in water - was a white wading
don't go swimming when it's raining - you'll get wet
elephants never forget their swimming trunks

exercise in water with poolates
​female swimmers - swamen
go swimming - get your kicks

lawyer in deep water - no briefs
nervous swimmer - take the plunge
​play underwater tennis at Swimbledon

rundown swimming pool - a dive
save up for swimfest - pool your resources
Shakespeare at the pool - top diving bard

swimmer gives evidence - lido detector
​swimming insect - butterfly
swimming journalist wins the Poolitzer Prize

time a fast swimmer with a speedo meter
​very important swimmer - diva
water baseball - three strokes and you're out

​​watery teepee - swigswam
you can deep end on swimming friends

Budgie smugglers - tight swim trunks
Different strokes for different folks - we like what we like
In the swim - involved in things

Make a splash - create some attention
​Shark biscuit - Australian surfboard​
​Sink or swim - swimming is better

​Swimming with the fishes - Mafia threat
​Take the plunge - go for it

Lady Godiva - horseback rider
​Cleo Laine - jazz singer
​David Schwimmer - Friends actor

Brief Encounter - man finds pair of swimming trunks
Changing Lanes - thriller
​Deadpool - comic fun

​Deathly Shallows - Harry Potter
Jaws - the beaches are open
​Lord of the Rubber Rings - Frodo learns to swim

​Shape of Water - it's rectangular
Splash - mermaid thing

Teacher: Tommy - you were peeing in the swimming pool
Tommy: Everyone pees in the pool
Teacher: Not from the top diving board they don't

Diner:  Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
Waiter: The breaststroke

FacePool - look at us and our lovely pool
Goggle - search for swimming puns
Instaswim - swimming selfies

LinkedSwim - a career in swimming
OnlyTans - for your subscription swimming pics
​Splashify - sing while you swim

​Wikipooldia - all the information you need
YouSwam - and then you made a video about it

Brothers in Armbands - Dire Straits
How Deep Is Your Love - Bee Gees
Lido Shuffle - Boz Scaggs

Handy words for making up puns to do with swimming.

​aquatic, armbands, backstroke, briefs, butterfly, crawl, deep end, dive, fins, flippers, float, floater, goggle, kick, lido, medley, paddle, pool, plunge, splash, stroke, swim, swimmer, swimming, speedos, synchro, trunks, underwater, wading, water, wet

The last swimming pun has swum to the side and got out of the pool.

We plumbed the depths of the deep end and dragged up some humor from the bottom.

Time to get changed and return to dry land.