A page of puns and other fun stuff relating to the world of tennis.

Serving up some easy lobs and finishing with a smash or a drop shot - there should be something to love.

If the page gets too long it will be permissible to take a medical timeout as long as you finish the match.

​See you in court!

​Here are the puns.

cool drink between games - orange deuce
gangster tennis players - racketeers
gave him a backhanded compliment

LAPD - serve and protect
legal players - see you on court
OK, OK, you made your point

nervous tennis racket is highly strung
not fair, not my fault
political player - lots of spin

psycho tennis - slice and dice
Taylor Swift serves - another smash hit
tennis exam - aced it

tennis lovers - court in the act
tennis party - what a racket
tried jumping the net - new balls please

​unable to make drop shot after lob-otomy
​walking backwards - it's the wrong approach
​Watson goes a point up on Holmes - de deuced it

Different strokes for different folks - we all play differently
I dink therefore I am - Descartes
​The tennis mightier than the sword
You cannot be serious - McEnroe

Cassius Clay Court - boxer
​Tennis Hopper - actor
Sir Walter Rally - English statesman
​Lord Tennyson - poet

Tennis films from Volleywood.

​Break Back Mountain - two guys make a game of it
Deuce Bigalow - Male Gigalo
On Her Majesty's Secret Service - James Bond
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​The Drop - Tom Hardy
The Umpire Strikes Back - Star Wars

And of course, the ​Monty Python Tennis Sketch

eBreak - bargain rackets
Instagame - selfie pics of players
LobbedIn - tennis careers

Netflix - movies for tennis fans
​OnlyPlayers - for fans of tennis
Pointerest - collections of tennis shots

Shotify - music while you play
​SmashChat - pics AND captions
​Volleypedia - all the shots

Ace of Spades - Motorhead
All You Need Is Lob - Beatles
Anyone For Tennis - Cream

Let It Be - Beatles
Serve to Love - Bryan Ferry

A handy list of words for making tennis puns.

ace, approach, backhand, break, clay, court, deuce, fault, forehand, game, grass, let, lob, love, net, out, point, racket, rally, receiver, serve, service, slice, smash, stroke, tennis, umpire, volley

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