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Tractor Puns

Here is a page of funny, cute and occasionally clever puns about Tractors. 

​Original and humorous with some fun illustrations too.

Let's bet the farm on plowing through these tractor gags in record time.

Here are the puns.

Puns

alien farm invasion - using a tractor beam
complaining about tractors - a detractor
​dead tractor - extractor

drove over my head - left me with a furrowed brow
​freelance driver - contractor
humorous tractor on the funny farm

knows all the angles - protractor
​​obsessed fan - one tractor mind
snake - boa constractor

superb tractor - tractorriffic
​tractor stopped working - became intractable
underwater plowing - use a subtractor

​​​useless tractor went off without a hitch

Red Farm Tractor Gifts >>

Expressions

Bet the farm - risk it all
Furrowed brow - worried facial expression

Famous Tractor Enthusiasts

Tractor Chapman - songer / songwriter
​Spencer Tractor - actor

Film and TV

Fatal Attractor - tractor fan does some home cooking

Social Tractors

FarmBook - keep in touch with fellow tractor enthusiasts
​OnlyTractors - for tractor fans
Plowterest - fields of picture collections

Sprayify - music while you spray
Tractorpedia - all you need to know
YouPlough - show your skills to the world

Songs

The Tractors of my Tears - Smokey Robinson & The Miracles

Words for Making Subject Puns

A handy list of words for punning about subject. 

farm, furrow, harvest, hitch, plant, plough, plow, spray, ​tractor

Back In The Barn

We plowed through a field of tractor puns.

It will be a good harvest.

Thanks for dropping by.