Trucking Puns

Find a spot to park up. Ensure you are blocking at least one exit, and put your hazards on. Tell the office there's an obstruction ahead and have a well-earned break from driving with these puns about Trucking. 

Puns

aggressive driver - truckulent

​celebrity trucker in the Haul of Fame

​dead truck - rigor mortis


down and out on skid row

​election had more rigs than this depot

gourmet trucker has a refined pallet


new driver - we're routing for ya

paying fees takes its toll

pet salamander - axlelotl


she put on weight after we split - that's a well fed ex

that was a close one - Hauly Mauly!

trucker trousers - cargo pants


trucking couple got hitched

veggie trucker eating route vegetables


note: route in the UK is pronounced ROOT, puns make sense if you know that.

Trucker Trucking design features a hand drawn semi being driven by a relaxed truck driver - a fun graphic for truckers and haulage fans.

Trucker Trucking Gifts >>

Expressions

A freight worse than death

Tachometer - how many tacos you ate

Famous Truckers

DHLawrence - delivered some tales

Trucker Carlson - commentator

Diana Rig - Avengers actress

​Axle Rose - singer / songwriter

Film and TV

Convoy - Peckinpah

​Duel - Spielberg

Smokey and the Bandit - Burt Reynolds


​Star Truck - Spock drives where no man has gone before

The Ice Road - Liam Neeson. The original is better.

Ten Four Trucking shows a hand drawn honking semi truck being driven by a laid back trucker. A fun design for trucking fans and supporters.

Ten Four Trucking Gifts >>

Social Truckers

Gasgle - search for gas stations
​OnlyStacks - glamor pics by subscription
Payloadpal - handy payments on the road

Rigflix - movies in the cab
Skiddit - Reddit for truckers
Semify - music on the road

​TruckTrock - short vids of trucks

Songs

2-4-6-8 Motorway - Tom Robinson

Convoy - C.W.McCall

Haul We Are Saying - Beatles


Highway to Hell - AC/DC

I've Been Everywhere - Johnny Cash

Six Days On The Road - Taj Mahal


The Road to Hell - Chris Rea

UPS I Did It Again - Britney

Words for Making Trucking Puns

A handy list of words for punning about trucking. 

axle, cargo, container, freight, gas, haul, haulage, overdrive, pallet, payload, rig, route, semi, skid, stacks, toll, truck, trucker, trucking
I Love Trucking design features truck driver and semi in front of an I Love symbol. A fun graphic for truck driving fans and followers.

I Love Trucking Gifts >>

That's Haul Folks!

A truckload of puns has been delivered without incident.


That's a load off my mind.


Time to hit the road, Jack.


Created by Mark Ewbie. Last Updated: September 4, 2025.