Trucking Puns

Here is a page of funny, cute and occasionally clever puns about Trucking. 

​Original and humorous with illustrations too. And some good songs too.

Puns

aggressive driver - truckulent
​celebrity trucker in the Haul of Fame
​dead truck - rigor mortis

down and out on skid row
​election had more rigs than this depot
gourmet trucker has a refined pallet

new driver - we're routing for ya
paying fees takes its toll
pet salamander - axlelotl

trucker trousers - cargo pants
trucking couple got hitched
veggie trucker eating route vegetables
Trucker Trucking design features a hand drawn semi being driven by a relaxed truck driver - a fun graphic for truckers and haulage fans.

Trucker Trucking Gifts >>

Expressions

A freight worse than death

Famous Truckers

Trucker Carlson - commentator
Diana Rig - Avengers actress
​Axle Rose - singer / songwriter

Film and TV

Convoy - Peckinpah
​Duel - Spielberg
Smokey and the Bandit - Burt Reynolds

​Star Truck - Spock drives where no man has gone before
The Ice Road - Liam Neeson
Ten Four Trucking shows a hand drawn honking semi truck being driven by a laid back trucker. A fun design for trucking fans and supporters.

Ten Four Trucking Gifts >>

Social Truckers

Gasgle - search for gas stations
​OnlyStacks - glamor pics by subscription
Payloadpal - handy payments on the road

Rigflix - movies in the cab
Skiddit - Reddit for truckers
Semify - music on the road

​TruckTrock - short vids of trucks

Songs

2-4-6-8 Motorway - Tom Robinson
Convoy - C.W.McCall
Highway to Hell - AC/DC

I've Been Everywhere - Johnny Cash
Six Days On The Road - Taj Mahal
The Road to Hell - Chris Rea

Words for Making Trucking Puns

A handy list of words for punning about trucking. 

axle, cargo, container, freight, gas, haul, haulage, overdrive, pallet, payload, rig, route, semi, skid, stacks, toll, truck, trucker, trucking
I Love Trucking design features truck driver and semi in front of an I Love symbol. A fun graphic for truck driving fans and followers.

I Love Trucking Gifts >>

That's Haul Folks!

A truckload of puns has been delivered. 

That's a load off my mind.

Keep on trucking!