Vacuuming Puns
Here is a page to put the fun into Vacuuming. A chore that many people do, apart from Bohemian types who are way too busy for that kind of thing.
Vacuuming can be performed by children and occasionally a man of above average intelligence. Under careful supervision of course.
Oddly, for a vacuum page, I don't want it to suck or blow. Let's see how we go.
Puns
bought one of those fancy hoovers - case of suction seduction
come to blows over the vacuum - bit of a dust up
dodgy vacuum is a dirtbag
great cleanup - suckcess
had a row about vacumming - waiting for the dust to settle
honorable vacuum was an upright citizen
knock on the door - it was a Jehoover
made a cleaning video - lights, camera, suction
people who buy busted vacuums - suckers
precise cleaning when you maneuver the hoover
slim while you vacuum - liposuction
thief ran off with the vacuum - couldn't see him for dust
wanted to take my vacuum - gave them the brush
water on the hoover - dam
world's biggest vacuum? - space
vacuuming is not my bag
come to blows over the vacuum - bit of a dust up
dodgy vacuum is a dirtbag
great cleanup - suckcess
had a row about vacumming - waiting for the dust to settle
honorable vacuum was an upright citizen
knock on the door - it was a Jehoover
made a cleaning video - lights, camera, suction
people who buy busted vacuums - suckers
precise cleaning when you maneuver the hoover
slim while you vacuum - liposuction
thief ran off with the vacuum - couldn't see him for dust
wanted to take my vacuum - gave them the brush
water on the hoover - dam
world's biggest vacuum? - space
vacuuming is not my bag
Vacuuming Gifts >>
Expressions
Vacuuming - because life sucks
Famous Vacuums
William Henry Hoover - started the Hoover Company
James Spangler - invented the household vacuum cleaner
Dusty Springfield - singer
Suckrates - overrated Greek philosopher
James Spangler - invented the household vacuum cleaner
Dusty Springfield - singer
Suckrates - overrated Greek philosopher
Film and Media
Super Sucker - vacuum cleaner salesmen comedy, it sucks alright
Jokes
We sold our old vacuum. It was just sat there gathering dust.
Bought one of those clever robot cleaners. It says cleaning is beneath it. Now it reads books all day.
Bought one of those clever robot cleaners. It says cleaning is beneath it. Now it reads books all day.
Social Vacuuming
eBag - secondhand vacuums
Dusteddit - cleaned up version of Reddit
FaceSuck - share private details with Mark Suckerberg
OnlyVacuums - for committed fans
Suckify - music while you clean
Suckipedia - everything you don't need to know
YouSuck - home videos
Dusteddit - cleaned up version of Reddit
FaceSuck - share private details with Mark Suckerberg
OnlyVacuums - for committed fans
Suckify - music while you clean
Suckipedia - everything you don't need to know
YouSuck - home videos
Songs
Papa's Got a Brand New Bag - James Brown
Vacuum Cleaner Techno - Klangphonics
I Love Vacuuming Gifts >>
Words for Making Vacuuming Puns
A handy list of words for punning about vacuums.
bag, blow, brush, cleaning, crevice, dust, filter, hoover, nozzle, robot, suction, suck, upright, vacuum
bag, blow, brush, cleaning, crevice, dust, filter, hoover, nozzle, robot, suction, suck, upright, vacuum
Time to Empty the Bag
That's sucked up more than enough dust and detritus for one session.
Time to put the vacuum back in the cupboard and say job done for another day.
Please wipe your feet on the way out.
Created by Mark Ewbie. Last Updated: August 30, 2025.