Here is a page of funny, cute and occasionally clever puns about Vampires. 

​Original and humorous with some fun illustrations too.

Hopefully you will still be able to sleep at night.

​Here are the puns.

astute vampires invest in bloodbanks
bonkers vampire went a bit batty
competing vampires were neck and neck

decent vampire - vampure
grateful vampire - fangs a lot
failed at math - can't count Dracula

making out with vampires - necking
​optimistic vampire wears a cape of good hope
​small human - bite-sized snack

vampire CEO dreads board meetings - too many stakeholders
vampire doctor - Dr. Acula
​vampire relatives - blood brothers

Vampire Squid - Goldman Sachs

Count Dracula - the original vampire
​Bram Stoker - author of Dracula

A few of the notable ones.

Blade - Wesley Snipes
​Buffy the Vampire Slayer - TV series
From Dusk Till Dawn - Tarantino and Rodriguez
Interview With The Vampire - Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise
Twilight - young bloodsuckers

Deaddit - the immortal version of Reddit
eBat - bargain capes
FangBook - keep in touch with long lost relatives

LockedIn - look for a new coffin
Neckflix - movies for those long days in the coffin
​OnlyFangs - glamor shots for fans

Splatify - music for drinking blood
Wickedpedia - all the evil knowledge

You're So Vein - Carly Simon

A handy list of words for punning about vampires. 

bat, blood, cape, coffin, cross, crucifix, Dracula, fangs, holy water, garlic, gothic, mirror, neck, silver bullets, sunlight, undead, vampire, vein, water, wooden stake

It is time to put the lid back on the coffin and have a well-earned rest.

Until tomorrow night.