There are easy subjects to pun about and those that are more difficult.

Vegan is the latter.

The word doesn't rhyme with anything, there are few films about it, and not many people called Vegan either.

Despite that or perhaps because of it this page sets out to add some humor in a good cause.

Let's do some vegan puns.

advice for young vegetables - Plant Parenthood
bonkers veggie went nuts
energetic vegan - full of beans

for vegans, eating meat goes against the grain
going vegan was the yeast I could do
hedgehog goes vegan - vedgehog

is it ​easy to be vegan? - oat so simple
murder in the field - it was a cereal killer
old vegan - pasta sell-by

seaweed growing in loft - police planted it
sixties vegetarians - flour power
​spy in veg patch was a plant

terminator goes meat-free - pasta la vista
​vegans get more fruity
vegan gold - 18 carrot

don't count your chickens - or keep them
hell for leather - yes it is
​take the bull by the horns and let it go free

the early bird catches a legume
Veganuary - a meat free January

Plants of the Apes - vegetarian gorillas create a peaceful society
Silence of the Leeks - Hannibal prepares a vegetable soup

Caraveggie - Italian painter
​Veggie Cray - London criminal
​Robert Plant - singer
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​Vonald Vegan - US President

Bean Beanie - David Bowie
I'm Bean - Mr. Bean
Meat Is Murder - The Smiths
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Pork and Beans - Weezer
​Tutti Frutti - Little Richard

A handy list of words for Vegan punning.

beans, bread, cereal, flour, fruit, grain, nuts, pasta, plant, rice, vegan, vegetable, veggie, yeast

This is the part of the page where an important message is placed.  A chance to persuade the reader to try the vegan lifestyle.

It is also where excellent advertising can be loaded to convince someone that what they need most in life is more burgers, fast fashion and cars.

Perhaps we should finish it here. 

Thanks for reading.