A page of weather related puns, jokes and anything else humorous around the subject.

Weather has no time for politics, fashion, income or celebrity - it just is.  As an opening conversational gambit it is unsurpassed.

"Lovely day isn't it" is a simple line to offer when greeting friend or stranger.
"Yes it is" may come back your way.

You may also get the response "It is a sign of impending global climate change catastrophe".

Hey ho.

Here are the puns.

annoyed weatherman stormed out
cop pursuing snowman - "Freeze!"
creating weather puns should be a breeze

cyclist in floods - puddle harder
don't swim in the rain, you'll get wet
firing into the wind - just shooting the breeze

hot crowd did a Mexican heatwave
i've got ice in my veins, and a damp patch in my pants
it will rain, don't be a droughting Thomas

it's going to rain all day - bucket
it's rained longer than Queen Elizabeth
reptile picked up by the wind - blizzard

she gave me the cold shoulder and a frosty reply
that's enough rain jokes, I'll get my overcoat
that meteorologist stole my thunder

unpredictable weather - I don't want forecasts, I just want one

Apres moi le deluge - sounds good when discussing rain
Every cloud has a silver lining - probably fallout from Chernobyl
Fair-weather friend - they help when it is convenient

It's an ill wind that blows nobody any good - someone will benefit - sailing, pollination, windmills
It never rains but it pours - when a series of misfortunes happens
Ne'er cast a clout till May be out - don't pack away warm clothing in case of a late cold spell

There's enough blue sky to make a sailor a pair of trousers - it's going to be a nice day

Stormy Daniels - 'actress'
​Jack Frost - fictional person who represents the cold
Floyd Mayweather - boxer

​Sam McCloud - fictional US Marshal on TV series
​​Hurricane Higgins - snooker player
Ice- T - musician, actor

​Sun Tzu - Chinese general who wrote The Art of War
​Snow White - fairy tale Princess
​Stormin' Norman - US general

Groundhog Day - Bill Murray weatherman gets snowed in
Sharknado - sharks and tornados
​The Snowman - lovely cartoon tale ideal for Christmas TV repeats
​Thunderbolt and Lightfoot - 1974 crime buddy film with Eastwood and Bridges

It's raining cats and dogs out there.
I know, I just stepped in a poodle.

Have you got a light, Mac?
No, but I got a dark brown overcoat.

What's the weather like Brutus?
Hail Caesar

FaceBreeze - update your status
LinkedWInd - blow hot air towards potential employers
​OnlyRains - pics for soggy weather fans

Rainterest - collections of flood pics
Reddit - discuss climate change, endlessly
SnowChat - snow pics with added captions

Spotify - songs for gentle rain
Thunder - find a compatible meteorologist
Weatherpedia - all you need to know

​Wetflix - stay in and watch a movie
PhewTube - hot videos

A Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall - Dylan
​Bad Moon Rising - Creedence Clearwater Revival
​Here Comes the Sun - George Harrison
​House of the Rising Sun - Animals, Frijid Pink or even the wonderful John Otway

Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice
​In The Summertime - Mungo Jerry
It's Raining Men - The Weather Girls
Mr. Blue Sky - ELO

​​Purple Rain - Prince
Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head - B. J. Thomas
Riders on the Storm - Doors
​Somewhere Over the Rainbow - Judy Garland

​​​Summer Nights - Grease
The Sun Has Got His Hat On - Justin Fletcher

Weather has so many words it is hard to whittle them down for a sensible list.  Here are some useful words for making your own weather puns when you need to.

blizzard, breeze, cloud, cold, deluge, drought, dry, flood, fog, forecast, freeze, frost, gale, hail, heatwave, hot, hurricane, ice, lightning, pouring, puddle, rain, shower, snow, sunny, storm, thunder, tornado, weather, wet, wind

That's the end of the weather for now.  More is expected over the coming days.

Thanks for reading and make sure you pack an umbrella for the damper places on the internet.