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WEF Puns

Here is a page of funny, cute and occasionally clever puns and wordplay about the World Economic Forum or WEF. 

​Original and humorous with some fun illustrations too.

We all know old Schwab likes a joke, especially when the subject is him and his fanboys in Davos.

And it is good to laugh at the frail elite as they try to look important and relevant.

Here are some puns for a new pundemic.

Anti WEF Gifts >>

Puns

get the bugs out - Klaus and the Cockroaches are coming to dinner
man or mouse? - squeak up Klaus
open the windows there's a bit of a WEF in the air

toilets blocked - need to Schwab the floor
toilets blocked again - stakeholder crapitalism
unwelcome chimney visitor - Santa Klaus

​WEF - We're Evil Folks

Expressions

equality through poverty
food is for rich people
freedom through slavery

​rich is better than poor
​save carbon - fly to Davos
​you have democracy, we have power

More expressions available in Schwab's book "I Am Better Than You"

The Great Reset Gifts >>

Famous Weffers

Blair - old war criminal
Bono - old musician
Schwab - old self-publicist

Films and Media

A Bug's Life - Klaus and the cockroaches scuttle about

Eat Your Bugs Gifts >>

Internet for WEF Types

eBug - cheap bug flour 
TwoFaceBook - share lies with the world
Nitflix - silly propaganda movies

​OnlyKlaus - glamor pics of your handsome chairman
Shotify - music while you get your jabs
​Twitter - now called Disease X

​Wickedpedia - WEF handbook

Songs

Own Nothing, Be Happy - Bobby McFerrin

Words for Making WEF Puns

A handy list of words for punning about the WEF.  Not so easy to find a good set of words tbh. 

bugs, davos, klaus, schwab, wef

Agenda 2030 Gifts >>

End of Humanity

Not really.

That was a WEF style headline designed to grab attention and frighten you.

It's just the end of this page.  Plenty more available out there.

​Until they shut it all down.