Woke Puns
Welcome to a collection of anti-woke puns, humor, and illustrations.
A chance to let off steam in your very own safe space.
Those of a sensitive disposition should look away now.
Puns
calculating amount of woke - triggernometry
coat of many feelings - woke cloak
collective term for gays - a pride
don't take offence - take a gate
ex-customers of woke companies identify as non-buy-nary
favorite part of a movie - when it's cancelled
favorite tree - Mighty Woak
freedom fighter - social injustice warrior
freedom for insects - flea speech
guns have less triggers than liberals
insomniac - always woke
not all heroes stay woke—some prefer to sleep in
numb the pain - wocaine
pro nouns - anti adjectives
rhymes with woke - joke
royal residence - Wokingham Palace
safe drink - Woka-Cola
safe information - Wokipedia
sleep - the ultimate act of resistance against wokeness
the only thing woke in my house is the alarm clock
trans teacher - Miss Gender
where wokes live - Wokelahoma
woke mathematician - non binary
woke wolf - aware wolf (a werewolf)
Anti Woke Gifts >>
Expressions
it takes a lot of snowflakes to make a snowman
let sleeping wokes lie
my truth - lies
pride goes before a fall - what goes around, comes around
safety first - freedom second
stay woke and keep missing the point
woke up on the wrong side of common sense
you snooze, you win—at least you’re not woke
Internet Woke
Disinterest - boards of inspirational quotes
eBLM - last years protest bargains
FacePalm - the social media site for when woke goes too far
InstaWoke - where virtue signaling is just a filter awa
LinkedOut - networking for those who’ve been canceled
MeTube - all about my truth videos
Notflix - no fun movies allowed
OnlySJWs - glamor land whale pics
RedditUnwoke - the place to discuss everything that’s not politically correct.
SnapCringe - for all the woke fails you can’t believe actually happened.
SpaceBook - share feelings in a safe space
Trigger - swipe right for your perfect match
Tik/Tok - share your pronouns
TikTokCancel - short clips of the latest people to be called out by the woke crowd.
Wokeify - safe music to soothe you
Wokipedia - all the triggers you need to learn
World's Gone Mad Gifts >>
Songs
Go Woke Go Broke - Jokes on Wokes (language!)
Lola - The Kinks
Over the Rainbow - Judy Garland. Yep, we're all over it Judy.
Wocaine - JJ Cale
Wolk Salad Annie - Elvis
Woke on the Water - Deep Purple
Woke Terms
Some Woke Clown World terminology to help you be more aware.
Or for making puns.
antifa - protect our freedoms by shutting down free speech
based - not woke. Ever wonder if the world's gone mad?
binary - we used to have men and women
cancel culture - only approved thoughts allowed
Cis - someone whose gender identity corresponds with their gender
equity - equality of outcome, not origin
gaslighting - saying stuff that is triggering for the recipient
misgender - when you assume that the man in a dress is a man
patriarchy - old white men are the cause of all problems, including your birth
pronouns - place your preferred pronouns on a badge - he/him, she/they, etc.
sjw - social justice warrior
snowflake - general slur for those who are perceived as being too woke
toxic - male, masculinity
trigger - when words produce a state of shock. See trigger warnings applied to media content such as old books and films
Go Woke Go Broke Gifts >>
Back To Sleep
Now you have been briefly awakened, it is time to gently relax back into the internet. Avoid all areas where Woke is mentioned and you should have a restful non-triggering time.
I approve this message. Trust me.
Created by Mark Ewbie. Last Updated: August 30, 2025.