Writing Puns
A page of puns about writing. Maybe we can put the world to writes. Start a new chapter in author to reader communication.
You get the idea.
Incidentally, like all the pages on this site, it was not written using AI. That's why there are only a few puns instead of two hundred. With luck, some of them may actually be funny. That's not guaranteed. After all, I'm only human.
You get the idea.
Incidentally, like all the pages on this site, it was not written using AI. That's why there are only a few puns instead of two hundred. With luck, some of them may actually be funny. That's not guaranteed. After all, I'm only human.
Puns
car park writing - multi story
digital currency for writers - scripto
extinct wordsmith - Thesaurus Rex
first book was a novel idea
if you laid all the words in the world end to end - you'd have a dictionary
imprisoned for poor punctuation - was a long sentence
misleading giraffes? - tall tales
no good at poetry, I'm a verse to it
punishment for writers - throw the book at them
Scrabble poetry - verse-a-tile
screenplay rose from the dead - from crypt to script
thought police to political author - you're booked sonny
two right words don't write a wrong
wrote one sentence and came to a full stop.
digital currency for writers - scripto
extinct wordsmith - Thesaurus Rex
first book was a novel idea
if you laid all the words in the world end to end - you'd have a dictionary
imprisoned for poor punctuation - was a long sentence
misleading giraffes? - tall tales
no good at poetry, I'm a verse to it
punishment for writers - throw the book at them
Scrabble poetry - verse-a-tile
screenplay rose from the dead - from crypt to script
thought police to political author - you're booked sonny
two right words don't write a wrong
wrote one sentence and came to a full stop.
I Love Writing Gifts >>
Quote
Once I put it down I couldn't pick it up again - a stinging review
Prose before hoes - Shakespeare
The pen is mightier than the sword - words over swords
Prose before hoes - Shakespeare
The pen is mightier than the sword - words over swords
Rubbish Joke
Essay, essay, essay - my dog's written a novel
How does it smell?
Terrible
How does it smell?
Terrible
Social Media for Writers
Facebook - publicise your latest offering
InkedIn - network yourself
OnlyPens - glamor pics of writer's tools
Plotify - music while you toil
Readdit - you mean someone actually reddit?
InkedIn - network yourself
OnlyPens - glamor pics of writer's tools
Plotify - music while you toil
Readdit - you mean someone actually reddit?
Songs
Words for Making Writing Puns
A handy set of words for thinking up puns.
author, book, chapter, essay, novel, page, pen, plot, poetry, script, story, title, verse, words, write, writer, writing
author, book, chapter, essay, novel, page, pen, plot, poetry, script, story, title, verse, words, write, writer, writing
Close the Book
It wasn't easy. It never is. You get the idea and maybe the first line of something. Start with high hopes. Some people spend years toiling away. Some succeed.
I'll come back and finish this page sometime.
Thanks for passing by.
I'll come back and finish this page sometime.
Thanks for passing by.